I'm helping Grace clean her room today! Granted, all I can do is pick up all the imaginary clothes and vacuume up the imaginary dirt, but that's better than nothing. Grace promised me that today we would go to the barn so I could meet my imaginary romantic partner, and we could go riding and swimming. Maybe she'll call somebody to come with us! Or, y'know, not, because Emily's getting teeth pulled, George is at work, Meg is off somewhere, and a bunch of people are in Germany. And she thinks Erin is working. I know! We should call Jess.Anyway, back to room-cleaning.BOB
Hello all, Bob here.Finally remembering to head somewhere else, I've been so busy it's been hard to remember. I've been trying so hard to help Emily like I did Xin, but alas, it just didn't work. Emily has some of the worst luck I've ever seen, so I could only try to rectify things instead of granting them.I had a lot of fun... going to the beach and to the pool, watching scary movies with Erin. (I wasn't scared, honest! <.< >.> *hides under a rug... I mean blanket.) I even got to graduate with Emily! I'm an official High School Graduate. I feel so accomplished, as most of my imaginary colleagues never achieve that particular status. As for my adoring public, I must send out a thanks to Jessica, because without her, I never would be where I am today.I also have learned a lot about pools and pool management because I've been going to work at the pool store with Emily. It's fun, but I don't enjoy the smell of the chemicals. My poor nose. (I've been trying to get Emily's co-worker Corey to talk to me, but he either pretends not to see me or actually doesn't. Emily hasn't actually introduced us, see, I just wondered if he'd pick up on my vibes. He doesn't really talk much at all though, so it might be a hopeless cause.)I feel like I can't even say all the stuff that I've done during the past however many weeks (and that's because not all of it will readily come to mind.) I did so much, and it was great fun, though I do feel that it is time to move on to GRACE (even though she tried to steal me, which is against the rules of Bob). I look forward to seeing my imaginary romantic partner, who lives at Grace's barn. I quite miss my partner because Emily and Grace haven't been hanging out quite enough as of recently. We did, however, go skinny-dipping when Emily and Grace went to the pool at the barn. That was fun.(Don't tell her this, but I'm also looking forward to leaving because later this afternoon, Emily is getting her wisdom teeth out, and she'll probably be quite irritable/not much fun for awhile, and I'd rather be living it up, even if it means I have to smell like horse.)Later Days,Bob
Yo, it's Bob. Aight, I stayed with Xin for the month, and boy did I bring her a load of luck for the next four years ^______^. In fact, I'm starting to think I might be some kind of wish-granting tooth faery, if I keep going around granting little girls' wishes like that. However my imaginary lips are sealed ^____^.So for the past couple days, we took up her old hobby of origami that she hasn't touched since 8th grade.This piece contained 519 sheets of individually folded triangular pieces stacked together. (and I timed it - it takes 30 seconds exactly to fold each pieces, so you do the math ^____________^)This miniature swan is comprised of about 330 pieces. I rather like it better than the original version, and it is a lot sturdier as well.
I think I'll make a bee-line for Emily now...
Baba Ghanoush Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :2:00 Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 1 large eggplant 1 large garlic clove -- minced 4 tablespoons tahini -- or more to taste 1/4 cup lemon juice -- juice of 1 lemon 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon olive oil -- or more to taste STAB EGGPLANT SEVERAL TIMES WITH SHARP KNIFE. Place on baking sheet and place in 350 degree oven for 45 minutes to 1 hour, until soft. Allow to cool. Peel eggplant. Cut eggplant into large chunks and place in blender with garlic , tahini, lemon juice, and salt. Blend until smooth. Place in a bowl and drizzle olive oil over top. Sprinkle top with summak or pa rsley.Recipe for EPILATION:the most common recipe is:2 cups sugar (white processed sugar) 1/4 cup water 1/4 cup lemon juice The ingredients are brought to heat on a stove until the mixture reaches about 250F. This puts the sugar into the hard ball stage (see candy for an explanation of stages of sugar).Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugaring_%28epilation%29""You turn up at his place wearing just a trench coat.Move ahead three spaces."btw: Someone left a sweatshirt (grey with "camp" in green letters") at my house, and a pair of black, male, socks. (The socks are of the male gender, according to Emily). Give a call if you have any info.
Hey everyone! Aren't you glad I'm back from France? I hung out with Meera and her exchange student and had loads of fun. It helps that I speak fluent French (I speak fluent everything, especially Imaginish, which is the hardest of all languages because it keeps changing.) Anyway, staying in Meera's room wasn't a problem, because Collective Imaginary Friends such as myself are (need I remind you?) not attracted to Real People, meaning that no imaginary lovemaking occurred. So don't worry. Anyway, I got introduced to Lisa at the airport. She thought I was cool. Together, Lisa, Erin, Grace, Roshni, Meera, and I toured various monuments, like the Arc de Triomphe. My favorite part of Paris was Le Musee D'Orsay, which had amazing artwork inside. My friends also took a picture of me in front of the Eiffel Tower! (see below...I'm waving from the top of the tower!) ( meCollapse ) The school bell in Raoul-Follereau High School is very pretty- it sounds like someone singing. :) The students are extremely nice too. Nevers is a nice, friendly kind of country-town, with lots of cows everywhere. Their population of real people isn't too high but there are a lot of imaginary people that I made friends with. Anyway, my favorite part of France was the bakery (la boulangerie.) Their croissants and pain au chocolat were amaaazing!I must remind all of you that I have a very very very special imaginary gender called "shnoog", a term coined by Grace while we were in Nevers. Grace told me I should post the definition of shnoog just so everyone knows. Shnoog: noun. 1. A collective imaginary friend. 2. Gender of said collective imaginary friend. Used in a sentence: "I was looking for a shnoogfriend in Paris." And btw... I love you all! and i missed you while i was gone!!! XOXO!! Bob PS) I'm going to go stay with Xin for a while.
Hello everyone!This is Bob, and I have just returned from Montreal - it was fun. Canadians are so nice. The guy at the border/customs was cute, but I don't have a passport so Erin stored me in the trunk for that part. : )I have also become an avid environmentalist, and gotten a job: "The Massachusetts Environmental Trust would like to introduce “Bob”, the newest spokesperson for the Trust." (check me out - great picture http://www.agmconnect.org/massenvironmentaltrust/METAR06.PDF page 6, no lie). This is what you get when you send me to Erin. jk lolMy new favorite sport is curling.Ok, so I've had fun with Erin and am now leaving her to be with... MEERA.: )Much love,~Bob
Hello everyone, this is Bob!(My apologies for the delay in posting - it is completely erin's fault because she is a sped.)Life has been good - I helped Erin get illegal water samples from a reservoir Thursday morning, and I had a great time at International Night that night. : ) Not only did I eat good food - Vietnamese candy!, I learned to bellydance (yes there is such thing as male bellydancing, who knew? It's all the rage in Istanbul, no lie, so there must be something for the category in which I find myself, being neither male nor female...) and to do the tango and do the Viennese waltz and the words to that Romanian techno song. It was fantastic, and then we danced all night... : )I have also decided that I like St. Patrick's Day. Being of no particular human race of my own, I am not affiliated with any particular holiday, but like to have a good time at all of them. And so corned beef and cabbage and irish soda bread - that was awesome.My musings for today: Erin's little sister Hannah asked us why lips are red. Any thoughts?I will see you all soon, much love,xoxoxoxoxoxo~Bob
Bob is now with jess or erin. I think erin.
this is bob's lover.http://www.novelamexicana.com.br/EncontrosDesencontros/Gabriel%20SotoUAU.jpgjkwe love you bob, sending kisses,Grace, Emily, Jess, Victoria, and Erin*muah*
Hey Angela, let Bob know I got into American ok?Thanks.